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G.O.P. = Grand Ole Problems – A Haiku

Posted by revelkc on Friday, October 6, 2006

Nothing concisely sums up a scandal like Haiku. This is no exception. Enjoy.

The image “https://i2.wp.com/www.pbtex.com/assets/images/HAIKU.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.Congressman Foley
IMing his latest page
(It’s the booze talking.)

What can you do when
Your bad behavior headlines?
Hey, it’s rehab time!

John Dennis Hastert
Put down that big Mac and Fries
Time for cover-up.

Notice gay Repubs
‘Outings’ are mega-trauma?
Repression’s a bitch!

See right wing pundits
Seek ghosts of Clinton scandals
Quick! Where’s Monica?

Reliable FOX
Cable news oopsie not “caught”
“Rep. Mark Foley, D-Fla.”

Ahh, poor Laura Bush
Forced to schlep for Tom Reynolds
Smile frozen in place.

The image “https://i2.wp.com/www.haiku-shs.org/bilder/tallyho.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.We need more players!
Kirk Fordham, Reynolds’ b-boy,
Weren’t you once a page?

Latest story out
Foley drunk at page frathouse
Go home, boozie-slush!

Pundits on both sides
Say Hastert’s under the buss!
Weep for the poor bus.

By: Steve a/k/a REVEL

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