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“Merry Melodies” Bush Is Going To Get Us Killed

Posted by Daniel on Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Dumbfuck taking us on a dead-end ride.Did you ever watch any of those old cartoons? I mean the really old cartoons. The ones so far back that Bugs Bunny looked more like Peter Cottontail and Elmer Fudd was very short and fat.

Recently, I’ve been having some cartoon flashbacks anytime I think of George W. Bush.

One of those old cartoons always showed some hobo-looking geek who is at the zoo. He’s poking at a lion in a cage, rattling the cage bars and all around trying to provoke and tease the lion.

During this frivolity, he somehow unlocks the lion’s cage. Not knowing this, he turns his back and the lion is glaring at him.

Fade to black. You hear a “CHOMP” sound.

Then it shows the lion laying calmly down, tummy bloated, with a toothy grin. He opens his mouth, and in the darkness, you see a pair of blinking eyes. From within there, you hear, “I’m a ba-a-a-a-a-d boy.”

Like I said, it’s about a seventy year old cartoon, and I used to watch it in reruns in the seventies when I was a kid…back before so many cartoons were banned for reasons of political correctness.

I’ve added this particular cartoon for your viewing pleasure.

Now, it’s about 7 minutes long, but worth it.

It is, after all, by the very definition, a classic.

So, you watched the above cartoon…now picture the idiot is President Bush and the lion is Iran.

So for that slim number of kool-aid drinkers out there who still think Bush can do no wrong, you were alive when this cartoon was made. Ready to switch over to the Armageddon Martini yet?

Actually, now that I’ve had a chance to watch this again, this whole cartoon could be representative of everyone in Washington. The narrator could be Keith Olbermann.

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