The Tempest

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Second Chances…Then Third…Then…..

Posted by Daniel on Thursday, February 22, 2007

Is it just me or are you getting sick of hearing about rehab?

I really blame Robert Downey Jr. for starting this stupid and, quite simply, useless fad.

“Oh, I’ve made a spectacle of myself in public just because I’m stupid or wasted or both. I know, I’ll check myself in to a rehab facility and that will blow off some of the media steam.”

And a fat lot of good it’s done any of these so-called victims of celebrity!!

James BrownMel GibsonNick Nolte

Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens)Michael Jackson

Mel Gibson did it after showing his true hate for anyone Jewish.

James Brown after beating his wife in a drunken rage.

Nick Nolte was just plain stinking drunk.

Paul Reubens did it after spanking the monkey in a theater.

Michael Jackson…well, that face alone should have landed him a life sentence!!

Now we have Nicole Ritchey…who’s 15 minutes were up long ago.

Oh, and let us not forget the rehab-Queen…Britney Spears. (I never remember how to spell her name. and I really don’t give a damn.) This beyotch is really something else.

The image “https://i2.wp.com/www.11alive.com/assetpool/images/0721991330_britneyhair250.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.Every time she tries to grab attention, it slaps her in the face. So what does she do? Checks herself into some obscure rehab facility. Then, just as quickly as she’s checked her lipstick and hair buzzer at the door, she’s all checked out again.

“Everything’s fine here. Nothing to see. Britney is feeling much better now and promises not to microwave Barbi Dolls ever again.”

Whatever!!!

This pop star-gone-loser is yet another in a long line of fuck-up’s who make the very word rehabilitation a joke. It’s twice as insulting to the many people who have gone to, or are currently in rehab seeking serious help for their serious problems.

Can we please stop legitimizing this idiotic woman by showing her on every news or commentary program? Her failed attempts to reinvent herself a la Madonna are beginning to make the bile rise up in my mouth!!

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